THANKS TO YOU, THIS IS OUT THERE ON CYBER SPACE ELECTRONIC PAPER. ALAPHONSO WIITHA BIGGA ----IN' HEAD. Many years ago when I was a Clubbie / Surfer / Surfie, AVALON SURF CLUB, NSW. I was the Convener to organize the first N.S.W. Board Championships, this will be disputed! The time was 1962? From this event came THE AVALON BEACH BOARDRIDERS CLUB. Now this is a bit of trivia, importantly, it all come down to BBQ'S and blokey stuff, and jokes. "ALAPHONSO" I heard sometime around 1956. If you can get the accent right and the "slap, slap, slap" all together you will be the life of the party. OH and a bit of piss helps. ALAPHONSO WITHA BIGGA ----IN' HEAD. A foreign gentleman and his little very handsome son walk into a posh men's wear store. They are greeted by the pretentious salesman, "can I be of assistance?". "Yesa pleasea, I'ma liikea to buy a nicea paira of ah blacka pointy shooose for my little son, ALAPHONSO WITH THE BIGGA ----IN' HEAD", he slaps the little boy around the head a couple of times. The salesman is a professional. "May I measure little ALPHONSO for a good fit". And this he does.  "Would there any other items you would like? The father reply's; "Yesa pleasea, I'mma lika to buy a nica blacka shirta for my son. ALAPHONSO WITHA BIGGA ----IN' HEAD", slap, slap, slap around the little boy's head. The salesman would like the transaction to cease; he fits our little boy with a lovely black shirt. "Will that be all sir?" "Escuusa", saies the father, "I'mma likea to buy a nicea pair offa blacka pants, tiny cuffsa, for my littlea son, ALAPHONSO WITH A BIGA ----IN' HEAD", and slap,slap, slap. Again the salesman concludes the fitting. "Any other items sir". "Preygo that willa be alla", the transaction is completed. The little boy is resplendent in his new clothes. AND HIS FATHER LOOKS ON LOVINGLY. But the salesman asks, "May I ask you a question sir, why, if your love your little son, do slap him around the head and call him "ALAPHONSO WITH A THE BIGGA ----IN' HEAD". "Oh mumma mia, I lova my son, I lova mya wife Maria, whena we marry shea havea longa blacka hair, shea have lovely sloogh browna eyes, nica tits, slimma waist. Shea hava lovely bum, ana noisa tighta fanny, UNTILL ALAPHONSO WITH A BIGA ----IN' HEAD WASA BORN", slap, slap, slap.