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Subject Matter #1; The saga of "CAMP FIRE CONNIE", a lady researching Surf Clubs and members, (operative word). An outline of preceding information will be needed.

CAMP FIRE CONNIE , THE "MEMBERS FRIEND".

Many years ago, before girls and we were all married, we were enjoying a BBQ and some drinks. The occasion; completion of the Beach Football season, many tall tales were being bandied around. The venue; out the back of the Surf Club, participants; all blokes.

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