THE MOOSE SHAGGING A BISON. (GOOGLE THAT). Been around for some time the pixs, lots of stories. Wish it had of been a goose, "LOOK MUMMY, THAT BIRD IS GOOSING THE BRONZ". No doubt, the masculinity of the Bison has not eluded the viewer, the masculinity of the Moose will be obvious, the intention is plain. THEREFORE: The Bison and the Moose are gay. Personally, I would rather shag a Bison than a pig; A Bison wont squeal on you. It raises the question: Was the Bison made from bronze?. If so; Was he a common (wh)ore, or; Virgin material. If he where, (the Bison), made from; (ARSE))NOPYRITE, CHEMISTRY=FeAsS; He would exude a garlic odor; Therefore he would be / is of Italian descent. (HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF AN Italian bison?). THESE COMMENTS ARE IN RELATION TO LEGAL QUESTIONS. I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH ANY LEGAL ISSUES, (THE MOOSE SEE'S, THE MOOSE SHAGS). The American buffalo, (BISON BISON), INSTILLS VISIONS OF COWBOYS AND INDIANS. In relation to cowboys, did they also shag the Bison?, hence the term "COW PUNCHERS"? Most certainly the plains Indians slept with the Bison, for example; Their beds, their clothes, they used condoms made from Bison stomach lining. Thousands of settlers, (and cowboys), shagged the Bison, they reduced the great Bison herds. 20 / 30 million Bison once roamed free, they were reduced to less than 2,000 in a number of years. Now that is really shagging a Bison. I can see the randy Moose roaming around and stuffing the already stuffed Bison Edifices, these immortal words should be inscribed: Old American buddy, you have suffered great monumental pain. All your life, like, before them white pricks, you wandered the vast American plain. Your body should not be placed upon a piece of rock, you know, just like a statue. I am here to tell you, your person, your presence, you arse Is what I value. I am pillar, a column, and a shaft alone for your presence and for your erected tomb. Actually, I am the erected, and you are the one to be remembered, pity you lack the womb. Hang in there pal, your numbers where becoming slack. I am just a Moose, and this is my memorial, I heard you like it up the back. There is a classic series of photos out there. A moose shagging a Bison. "Type", GOOGLE; moose shagging a bison.

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